Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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