You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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