but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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