im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i wish my penis had a tongue
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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