I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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