Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
