at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
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I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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