New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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