Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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