what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
This is classic penis vs brain.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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