if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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