In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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