How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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