i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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