Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Found the puke drawer
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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