do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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