what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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