Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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