As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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