In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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