yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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