I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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