i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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