If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Hippo gnu deer
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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