if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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