what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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