Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
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so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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