i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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Hello my rib-scented angel!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'm bleeding and have questions
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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