I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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