I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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