He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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