My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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