No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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