i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Randomize
