Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Randomize
