He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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