You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Vodka?
Forever.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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