Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
