Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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