I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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