Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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