butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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