either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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