So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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