I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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