you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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