areolas are like halos for boobs.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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