thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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