Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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