Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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