I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
send nudes
from the living room?
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