two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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