wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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