But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
